Religion and Baseball

I love baseball, and will be making sure I see the Sox play tomorrow in Texas (as the snow/wintry mix come down here in Mass.)  A friend recently shared this, and I got a kick out of it.  There’s a lot of history and truth buried in these quick witty sayings.  I hope you enjoy them as the Boys of Summer start their year!

And Go Sox!

 

Religion as Baseball

Calvinists believe the game is fixed.

Lutherans believe they can’t win, but trust the Scorekeeper.

Quakers won’t swing.

Unitarians can catch anything.

Amish walk a lot.

Pagans sacrifice.

Jehovah’s Witnesses are thrown out often.

Televangelists get caught stealing.

Episcopalians pass the plate.

Fundamentalists balk.

Adventists have a seventh-inning stretch.

Atheists refuse to have an Umpire.

Baptists want to play hardball.

Premillenialists expect the game to be called soon on account of darkness.

The Pope claims he never made an error.